How to pretend to be smart in order to get laid or to get nowhere in life.

                In this day and age dating is a common thing. Well hell even way back in the before time dating was a normal thing. Jonny goes and picks up Susie for the box social. Jonny will have Susie home by 9:30 and walk her to her house with his letterman’s jacket on her shoulders. This is rare now a days. For the most part these days guys will pick up their dates and take them out to eat or a movie. But when they bring the girl home its much later and depending of if he “got some” or not depends on if he will call her back. Most likely she will not hear from him again. This is the new social standard. This is trash.

                In this note/blog whatever I am going to touch on things that will probably piss off a lot of people. If you are easily offended then I would probably stop reading this now. I am going to touch on things that piss me off about guys and girls this day and age. So here it goes.

                The other day I posted a status update on facebook basically blasting dating and putting some blame on the female raise. Saying I am to amazing to go out and search for a girl. That I am just going to sit back and make them work and come to me. It met with a lot of love and praises. Saying Chris you are a great guy and you deserve the best. And then there was that one person who basically put me down. I have since then deleted the post and that person will not be said in this blog. Why you may ask since above I said I am probably going to piss some people off? Well it’s because in all reality I respect the person. Just had some rough days with said person in the before time.

                Dating isn’t an easy thing for anyone. I call dating the “sniffing butt stage.” We basically act like dogs. Sniffing another butt to get to know that person. We spend most of our lives getting to know people and then alienating other people to make room for the new. Now with me I keep those I respect closer. I do have a lot of friends but then again I only keep a few close to me. But this blog/note isn’t about friends. It’s about dating and relationships.

                I suck at relationships but I have learned a lot. I won’t settle for crap when I know I can do better. But most guys are douche bags and go for just a pretty face. They will put the girl down and tell her she isn’t pretty just to keep her at bay. He may hit her and bruise her pretty little face but does she leave… NO. Why would anyone want to stay in a relationship like that? “Oh I love him. He is my everything.” That’s fucking bullshit. If he loved you then he wouldn’t put a hand on you. Guys like that should be shot. And I wish I could pull the fucking trigger on all those guys who think its ok to hit or belittle a female.

                But sometimes it’s not just the guys fault. The girl is at fault about 50% of the time. She will chose the guy with the looks over what is in his brain. I know looks matter. Yeah your parents tell you and feed you those lies over the years but the truth of it all it matters. People will pick looks over what is best for them every time. I see all these guys who act “gangster” but in reality they are fucking tools. But they have all these hot girls all over them and name their kids Pancake or Qwezler. The girl will pick these tools over someone who would actually do them good.

                I am not saying I am God’s gift to women or anything, but I am me and I have a lot going on. I am going to pretend to know things in order to go places in life. So I will pretend I am smart to get laid. If a guy can pretend to be “gangster” then I can pretend to be something I am not. Some will argue and say I am smart but I am me. I am my own person with my own style and what not. Girls seem to like who I am and how I treat them. But now if I can only find a girl in the other 50%. That’s the kind of girl I want. But will I ever find that girl probably now. But then again I will probably settle for a girl in the top 50% from the other spectrum. But this blog isn’t about me looking for some sex or anything.

                I can careless about sex. Sex is a something special shared between two people. Yeah I have had meaningless sex before. Do I regret it? Well of course I do. But when sex was used as an emotional crutch it loses its meaning. That’s about all I am going to say about sex because that could be a new post on its own.
So what have we learned in this post. Let me break it down a little more for you.

• Guys will beat a girl and the girl will stay
• Girls will chose a guy that is no good for them
• Dating isn’t for anyone
• Respect is the key
• Sex isn’t everything
• Be yourself and don’t pretend

                Well that’s it for now boys and girls. I will be interested and reading the hate I will probably get from this post. So with all this said I will leave you with these lyrics to a song. So take this for what it is. Words for someone to enjoy.
-Chris
“Baby doll I recognize you’re a hideous thing in side. If there was ever a lucky kind it’s you you you.” – Tv On The Radio “Wolf Like You”